### 99 One-Liner Jokes About President Biden That Will Crack You Up

#### A Lighthearted Look at the Commander-in-Chief

1. Why does President Biden always carry a pencil? In case he needs to draw a conclusion.
2. President Biden walks into a bar... and forgets why he went there.
3. Why did Biden bring a ladder to the White House? To reach new heights in his speeches.
4. Biden's favorite exercise? Jogging his memory.
5. Why does Biden like winter? Because he can blame his frozen thoughts on the weather.
6. Did you hear Biden tried to write a book? He lost the plot halfway through.
7. What's Biden's favorite type of music? Re-call and response.
8. Why doesn't Biden need an umbrella? Because he’s always under the weather.
9. Biden's favorite snack? Forget-me-nots.
10. Why did Biden get a GPS? So he could find his way back to the point.
11. Biden’s dog should be named “Echo” – he keeps repeating himself.
12. Why did Biden go to the bank? To check his mental balance.
13. What's Biden's favorite game? Hide and seek... with his teleprompter.
14. Biden's speeches are like a GPS recalculating... constantly off course.
15. Why does Biden like gardening? Because he loves to digress.
16. How does Biden start his day? With a cup of Joe and a “where am I?”
17. Biden’s speeches are like a Jackson Pollock painting: scattered but somehow coherent.
18. Biden loves spring. It's the best time to plant ideas and hope they grow.
19. Why did Biden bring string to his speech? To tie up loose ends.
20. Why does Biden always look forward to Halloween? Because he loves to talk about ghosts of policies past.
21. Biden's favorite board game? Memory.
22. What's Biden's secret talent? Making every day feel like a throwback.
23. Why does Biden love the ocean? It helps him wave goodbye to old thoughts.
24. Biden's speeches are like snowflakes: no two are alike, and they melt away quickly.
25. Why did Biden go to the eye doctor? To get his vision checked for 2020.
26. Why does Biden always smile at a map? He loves seeing the big picture.
27. What's Biden's favorite plant? The Forget-Me-Not.
28. How does Biden order his coffee? With lots of cream and a bit of clarity.
29. Why does Biden love puzzles? They keep his mind from wandering off.
30. Biden’s speeches are like an old car: they have a lot of mileage but need constant maintenance.
31. What's Biden's favorite movie? "Back to the Future."
32. Why does Biden love libraries? They help him get back on the same page.
33. What's Biden's workout routine? Stretching the truth and jogging his memory.
34. Why does Biden love sunsets? They remind him of all the topics he didn’t cover.
35. Why did Biden buy a new suit? To look present-able.
36. Biden's speeches are like reruns: you've heard them before, but they're still entertaining.
37. Why does Biden enjoy fishing? It's a great way to cast off old thoughts.
38. What's Biden's favorite sport? Speech hurdles.
39. Why does Biden love space? It gives him room to think.
40. Biden's favorite part of a book? The foreword.
41. Why did Biden take a history class? To catch up with himself.
42. What's Biden's favorite dessert? Anything that doesn’t leave him with food for thought.
43. Why does Biden love rainbows? They help him see the spectrum of his ideas.
44. Biden's speeches are like classic rock songs: sometimes they go on too long, but you still listen.
45. What's Biden's favorite holiday? Independence Day... from making sense.
46. Why did Biden go to the zoo? To find his train of thought.
47. Why does Biden love the moon? It’s always reflecting on the past.
48. Biden’s favorite breakfast? Eggs and amnesia.
49. Why does Biden love jokes? They’re easier to follow than his speeches.
50. What's Biden's favorite car? A convertible... because he changes his mind so often.
51. Why does Biden love the alphabet? It helps him put his thoughts in order.
52. Biden's favorite hobby? Reminiscing.
53. Why does Biden love autumn? Because he can fall back on old ideas.
54. Biden's speeches are like jazz: lots of improvisation and sometimes confusing.
55. What's Biden's favorite song? "Yesterday" by The Beatles.
56. Why does Biden enjoy painting? It’s a great way to color his thoughts.
57. What's Biden's favorite type of weather? Overcast, just like his memory.
58. Biden's favorite animal? The elephant, for remembering things.
59. Why did Biden take up knitting? To weave together his scattered thoughts.
60. What's Biden's favorite type of footwear? Loafers, because they take it slow.
61. Why does Biden love movies? They help him keep track of the plot.
62. Biden's favorite season? Winter, because everything's a bit slower.
63. Why did Biden buy a thesaurus? To find different ways to say the same thing.
64. What's Biden's favorite dessert? Pie, because it has multiple layers.
65. Why does Biden love puzzles? They remind him of his speeches.
66. Biden's favorite game show? "Jeopardy!" – he’s always in question.
67. Why does Biden love chocolate? It helps him think outside the box.
68. Biden's favorite vacation spot? Memory Lane.
69. Why does Biden love flowers? They remind him to stay rooted.
70. What's Biden's favorite sound? Applause, it means he’s done talking.
71. Why did Biden get a telescope? To keep an eye on his future.
72. Biden's favorite dance? The two-step... forward, then back.
73. Why does Biden love museums? They help him preserve his thoughts.
74. What's Biden's favorite snack? Nuts, because they keep things interesting.
75. Why does Biden love the theater? It’s a great place for his dramatic pauses.
76. Biden's favorite type of book? Memoirs, for obvious reasons.
77. Why does Biden like cooking? It’s a recipe for success.
78. What's Biden's favorite sport? Fishing... for applause.
79. Why did Biden take up bird watching? To find his fleeting thoughts.
80. Biden's favorite color? Gray, like the area of his memory.
81. Why does Biden love roller coasters? They remind him of his speeches.
82. What's Biden's favorite kind of party? A retirement party...for old ideas.
83. Why does Biden love magic shows? They make things disappear, like his points.
84. Biden's favorite fruit? Dates, because they help him remember.
85. Why did Biden take up jogging? To catch up with his thoughts.
86. What's Biden's favorite flower? Dandelions, they scatter everywhere.
87. Why does Biden love the circus? It mirrors the political scene.
88. Biden's favorite constellation? The Big Dipper, it’s easy to follow.
89. Why did Biden take up sailing? To navigate through his thoughts.
90. What's Biden's favorite fairytale? "The Emperor’s New Clothes."
91. Why does Biden love crossword puzzles? They keep his mind sharp.
92. Biden's favorite time of day? Twilight, a time of reflection.
93. Why did Biden buy a magnifying glass? To look closely at his ideas.
94. What's Biden's favorite kind of pet? A parrot, because it repeats back to him.
95. Why does Biden enjoy hiking? It gives him a path to follow.
96. Biden's favorite song? "Memory" from Cats.
97. Why did Biden take up photography? To capture fleeting moments.
98. What's Biden's favorite kind of art? Abstract, because it’s open to interpretation.
99. Why does Biden love origami? It helps him shape his thoughts.

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