**How I Almost Made a Million Bucks on EarnWeb (But Accidentally Ordered 1,000 Rubber Chickens Instead)**

Steven Cheney
5 min readAug 18, 2024

**Subtitle: My Wild Journey to Wealth… Or Was It Just a Bunch of Fowl Play?**

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You know that moment when you wake up, check your bank account, and realize you have exactly $3.57 to your name? Yeah, that was me last Tuesday. My dog was giving me judgmental looks because I’d run out of treats, and I swear my coffee machine was contemplating early retirement. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and I found myself Googling “how to make money online” like my life depended on it (because, well, it did).

Enter **EarnWeb** — the magical realm where money supposedly flows like chocolate at Willy Wonka’s factory. I had visions of lounging on a beach, sipping margaritas, and laughing at the idea of ever having to work a 9-to-5 again. But what I got instead was an adventure that can only be described as a cross between a Looney Tunes episode and that one time I tried to DIY my own haircut (spoiler: it was a disaster).

**The First Step: Click That Link, Baby!**

But before we dive into the chaos, let me do you a solid. If you’re ready to join me on this wild ride, **click this link** right…

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Steven Cheney

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