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1. Why did the pizza maker go broke? Too much dough!
2. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard!
3. Why did the pizza go to therapy? It had too many deep issues.
4. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
5. What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weir-dough.
6. Why did the pizza maker go to jail? He couldn’t make bail.
7. What’s a pizza’s favorite music? Wrap.
8. How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet, and don’t forget the pizza.
9. Why was the pizza maker good at math? He knew how to slice the pie.
10. What do you call a sleeping pizza? PiZZZa.
11. Why don’t pizzas ever get mad? They just let things crust over.
12. What’s a pizza’s favorite game? Hide and seek – it’s always good at finding the dough.
13. Why did the pizza box never feel lonely? It always had a little 'slice' of life.
14. How does a pizza introduce itself? Slice to meet you!
15. Why did the pizza maker quit his job? He couldn’t make enough dough.
16. What’s a pizza’s favorite insect? Mozzarella-rella.
17. How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
18. Why did the pizza go to the party? Because it was too cheesy to resist.
19. What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? "Fold me in half!"
20. How do you make a pizza smile? Add tomato sauce and pepper it!
21. What do you call a fake pizza? An im-pasta!
22. Why did the pizza maker get promoted? He had a lot of toppings.
23. What’s a pizza’s favorite social media platform? Instagram – it loves to be posted!
24. How does a pizza say goodbye? It makes a pizza-peace sign.
25. What do you call a pizza that you make at the beach? Sandy crust.
26. Why did the pizza maker get in trouble at school? He couldn’t keep his slices in line.
27. What do you call a pizza that’s always late? Tardy with extra cheese.
28. Why did the pizza maker audition for a play? He wanted to get a pizza the spotlight.
29. What’s a pizza’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Hams.
30. How do you catch a runaway pizza? Use a pizza trap!
31. Why was the pizza so confident? It knew it was a little slice of heaven.
32. What’s a pizza’s favorite sport? Doughdgeball.
33. How does a pizza apologize? It says, "I knead you."
34. Why did the pizza go to therapy? It needed to discuss its crust issues.
35. What’s a pizza’s favorite Disney movie? The Little Marinara.
36. Why did the pizza go to space? To prove that it’s out of this world.
37. How do you make a pizza laugh? Give it a good topping!
38. What’s a pizza’s favorite song? "Slice, Slice, Baby!"
39. Why did the pizza apply for a job? It wanted to get a pizza the action.
40. What’s a pizza’s favorite game show? Wheel of Tortilla.
41. How do you fix a broken pizza? Use a pizza cutter to make it whole again.
42. What’s a pizza’s favorite music genre? Crust-acean.
43. Why did the pizza break up with the calzone? It needed space.
44. How do you compliment a pizza? You tell it that it’s slice.
45. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? "You really know how to turn my dough."
46. Why did the pizza go to school? To get a little slice of education.
47. What’s a pizza’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bread.
48. How does a pizza express its feelings? It says, "I’m stuffed crust about you."
49. What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday? National Pizza Day!
50. Why did the pizza go to therapy? It couldn’t stop topping itself.
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51. Why did the pizza maker become a musician? He had a great sense of dough-rhythm.
52. What’s a pizza’s favorite place in New York? The Big Apple (topping).
53. How do you know if a pizza is a good listener? It never interrupts – it crust listens.
54. Why did the pizza go to the party solo? It didn’t want to share the spotlight.
55. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of investment? Dough bonds.
56. How does a pizza answer the phone? "Pepperoni, who’s calling?"
57. Why did the pizza go on a diet? It wanted to have a thinner crust.
58. What’s a pizza’s favorite Shakespeare play? Much Ado About Stuffing.
59. How do you fix a broken pizza? Apologize and promise it won’t happen again – it kneads reassurance.
60. Why did the pizza maker get in trouble at the comedy club? His jokes were too cheesy.
61. What’s a pizza’s favorite subject in school? Geometry – it loves talking about circles.
62. How does a pizza stay in shape? It uses a lot of doughing exercises.
63. Why did the pizza apply for a job at the bank? It wanted to make a lot of dough.
64. What’s a pizza’s favorite dance move? The crust shuffle.
65. How do you make a pizza turn green? You wait until it’s mold enough.
66. Why did the pizza go to the art museum? It wanted to see some saucy masterpieces.
67. What’s a pizza’s favorite game console? The Play-Dough Station.
68. How does a pizza say "I love you"? With extra cheese and a pizza my heart.
69. Why did the pizza break up with the sandwich? It felt too wrapped up in itself.
70. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of party? A pizza party – it’s always a slice of fun.
71. How do you comfort a sad pizza? You give it some extra toppings to cheer it up.
72. Why did the pizza go to therapy again? It needed to work on its trust issues – it felt too saucy.
73. What’s a pizza’s favorite mode of transportation? By delivery truck – it loves the ride.
74. How does a pizza express surprise? "Oh my toppings!"
75. Why did the pizza maker go to the beach? To catch some rays of sunshine on its crust.
76. What’s a pizza’s favorite constellation? Pizzarius, the cheesy galaxy.
77. How do you make a pizza smile for a photo? Say, "Doughnut worry, be happy!"
78. Why did the pizza become a detective? It had a knack for solving saucy mysteries.
79. What’s a pizza’s favorite romantic gesture? A pizza my heart.
80. How does a pizza apologize to its crust? It says, "I’m sorry for being a little too cheesy."
81. Why did the pizza become a gardener? It loved to see the dough rise.
82. What’s a pizza’s favorite fashion accessory? A pepperoni necklace.
83. How do you make a pizza laugh on command? Just pepper-ask it a joke.
84. Why did the pizza apply for a job as a chef? It kneaded a new career.
85. What’s a pizza’s favorite board game? Monotony – it loves a good slice of strategy.
86. How does a pizza propose? With a dough-mantic gesture.
87. Why did the pizza maker become a pilot? He wanted to take his dough to new heights.
88. What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday destination? The Isle of Caprese.
89. How do you know if a pizza is shy? It crust hides in the corners.
90. Why did the pizza go to school early? It wanted to get a good seat in crustory class.
91. What’s a pizza’s favorite superhero? Spider-Man – it loves a web of cheese.
92. How does a pizza express excitement? "I’m on a roll!"
93. Why did the pizza become a comedian? It had a great sense of humor, extra cheese included.
94. What’s a pizza’s favorite type of movie? Slice-of-life dramas.
95. How do you make a pizza roll its eyes? Tell it a really cheesy joke.
96. Why did the pizza go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the saucies.
97. What’s a pizza’s favorite workout? The pizza press – it’s all about that crust strength.
98. How does a pizza show appreciation? With a big pizza my heart.
99. Why did the pizza apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to rise in the dough-making business.
100. What’s a pizza’s favorite exercise? The pizza plank – it’s all about that core crust.
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